Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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