I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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