Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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