I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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