Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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