It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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