Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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