is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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