Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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