I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Randomize
