"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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