that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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