ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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