your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
