i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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