i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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