Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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