He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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