She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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