People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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