The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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