let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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