Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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