Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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