You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Everything about him screamed your future.
worst night to have a conscience
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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