This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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