Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
