When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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