Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Randomize
