I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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