would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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