haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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