ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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