Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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