Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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