6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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