Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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