Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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