He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
