Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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