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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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