Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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