I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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