Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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