I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
