i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
im drinking this country out of the recession.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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