dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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