At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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