I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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