If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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